Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra

Jazzy Novelty Songs

fox trot    waltz    di blues    danza Polski

 Our band members, skilled each and all in the mystical musical arts, igloo construction, hunters of seal and cariboo, carvers of walrus tusk and history pole, trotters and trekkers at the top of the world.

 We wield and NEVER yield our weapons of musical exploration in a manner most masculine, displaying feats of ingenuity and tasteful, if somewhat bawdy distinction.

 The Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra has graced the stages and officiated at several prestigious socials.

 Satisfied members of WOTA (Whores of the Alamo) at their recent "Vestigial Membrane Sacrificial".

 Auxilary Las Damas de Sudor participate in the stimulating "Mystical Mass Massage" Prance.

The Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra has had the honor of being considered for the same bill as the miraculous Brown's Clowns.

Sloan tenor banjo

Sloan tenor banjo

No-name banjo uke

Situations of Success

musicality    artistic    social disrespectibility

 For an abundant fee, the Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra is occasionaly available for certain private soirée gatherings of interesting talk and strong drink, festivals of Musique Folk, femme chicken slumber parties and art receptions. The orchestra performs acoustically or with a dignified electrical, public address system.

Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra members at the 2006 Miss Southtown Pageant.

Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra has fond memories of momma. 

Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra 

Banjoman

Saxman

Violinera

Trompetista

Collegiate Uke Cat 

Tubaman

Our Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra members, skilled each and all in the mystical musical arts, igloo construction, hunters of seal and killer whale.We are also carvers of walrus tusk and history pole. We are trotters, trekkers and trackers at the top of the world.