Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra

Jazzy Novelty Songs

fox trot    waltz    di blues    danza Polski

 Our band members, skilled each and all in the mystical musical arts, igloo construction, hunters of seal and cariboo, carvers of walrus tusk and history pole, trotters and trekkers at the top of the world.

 We wield and NEVER yield our weapons of musical exploration in a manner most masculine, displaying feats of ingenuity and tasteful, if somewhat bawdy distinction.

 The Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra has graced the stages and officiated at several prestigious socials.

 Satisfied members of WOTA (Whores of the Alamo) at their recent "Vestigial Membrane Sacrificial".

 Auxilary Las Damas de Sudor participate in the stimulating "Mystical Mass Massage" Prance.

The Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra has had the honor of being considered for the same bill as the miraculous Brown's Clowns.

Situations of Success

musicality    artistic    social disrespectibility

 For an abundant fee, the Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra is occasionaly available for certain private soirée gatherings of interesting talk and strong drink, festivals of Musique Folke, femme chicken slumber parties and art exhibition receptions. The orchestra performs acoustically or with a dignified electircal, public address system.

Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra members at the 2006 Miss Southtown Pageant.

The Eskimo Spit Bath Orchestra will perform at the Our Lady Of the Lake University International Folk Cultures Center (IFCC building) every third Friday of the month en perpetua. Come dance, sing or jam on your own instrument or gently and tastefully use the piano. Do NOT even think of asking to touch my banjar instruments! 7:30 to 9:30.

$4 dollar donation for the space 'n' air conditioning. University location is 411 24th Street in San Antonio's Westside, south of Commerce Street along the river. 7:30 to 9:30PM. Free parking in Lot B.